karinzany:

charkyzombicorn:

Usopp: Honestly the scariest way to die is getting buried alive imo

Luffy: Eh, it’s not that bad, like drowning but in sand.

The Strawhats: wat.

Luffy: what?

Nami: Luffy, look me in the eyes. You haven’t been buried alive before, have you?

Luffy: *looks off to the side, whistling*

Nami: LUFFY?! When?! Why?!!?

Luffy: I mean, it was all the way back in Alabasta. I could barely pay attention, I had a hole through my stomach,sooo…

The Strawhats: WHAT?!?!?!

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zashiyumada:

Zoro: Are you crying?

Sanji, sobbing: This book is so fucking sad.

Zoro:

Zoro: Curly, that’s a cook book.

Sanji, sobbing harder: I know, the recipes fucking suck.